there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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