so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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