I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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