they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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