**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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