im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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