Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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