Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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