that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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