I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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