Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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Do I have a choice?
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she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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