Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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