What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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