I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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