Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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