Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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