Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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