why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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