I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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