Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
