is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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