i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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