I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i would punch a child for taco bell
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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