Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
her vagine was all disorganized.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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