Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I deserve to be covered in dicks
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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