Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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