well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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