Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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