He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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