ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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