You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I got inside last night via doggy door
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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