Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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