"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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