Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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