i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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