Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
