So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Sext me about skeletons
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