Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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