I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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