I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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