Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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