Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Congratulations! We have a period
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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