He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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