Heybabeimwearingurpanties
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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