they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You left your underwear on the fireplace
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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