He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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