my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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