our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
