You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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