Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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