Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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