is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I will be naked everywhere
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
