i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Farmville is her only friend.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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